--The kids were playing outside while I was making dinner one evening and Kimmie kept coming in and I needed her to get out of the way for a little longer. So to keep her busy I'd give her errands to do or to search and find something. Jacob was playing and climbing where it was a little dangerous so I thought hey, I'll tell Kimmie "Go tell Jacob to come inside, it's time for dinner". She ran out and about a minute later she came back in and said, "Jacob said, okay, in another minute". :0) I found that really funny, especially because Jacob can't talk.
--"Momma, don't be so complicated!"
--"Momma, this puzzle is exasperating!" (coming from a 3.5 year old!)
--"No, I don't want a donut, or cookie, or fresh sugar, I want healphy food!"
--Mommy wants peace and quiet right now, Kimmie. "I like peek and quiet. Peek a boo".
Kimmie's answers are in the quotations....
--Music is fun! Do you want to learn how to sing Kimmie? "No."
To play the piano? "No."
Play the flute? "TUBA!"
Whoa, you'd have to have a lot of hot air! "I already do have a lot of hot air".
You're right about that--you talk a lot! "You do first!"
--Kimmie, hurry and get your shoes on. Uncle Paul is stuck at the store and needs a ride. "He's stuck and we have to pull him out?"
--I gave Kimmie a peanut butter cup. Twenty minutes later she came back to throw away her wrapper and said, "Momma, that was good. This is my favorite kind of dinner."
--Kimmie wanted to break a paint stir stick and asked Lane how (as she was trying to bend it). He said, "You've gotta use your head" (meaning, think about it). So she put the stick over head and pulled with both hands crack, crack, and broke it.
--"I'm not a baby, I'm a BIG doll. Do you know what dolls are made out of? Logs. Big logs, like bones. That doesn't make any sense, huh?" (She likes to play with lincoln logs, and Grandma tells her what little girls are made of--sugar and spice and everything nice..)
--Kimmie was playing with her striped stuffed kitty and said to me, "I'm her mom. Her mom feeds her and she takes care of everything everyday that isn't hers". I'm glad she knows what mom's do. :0)
--I gave Kimmie her usual cereal for breakfast and a pear. She looked at it and said, "Momma, I want some FOOD!" What do you want? FOOD! Like what? "A hot dog on a bun with ketchup and mustard!" So that's what she got. Another day she got up on her booster seat and said, that we needed to eat now because "I'm starving". I wish you could hear the WAY she says all of these funny things.
--"I have an ear invention".....no, Kimmie, you have an ear infection.
--Kimmie was being her usual self, off the wall, constantly talking and wiggling and figeting and saying "la la la la, ah ah ah la la" and it was just too noisey and Lane asked her to settle down but she wouldn't....then he asked her a question and she answered it, then she went back to her la la la and wiggling...so he said, "HEY, Kimmie. What does obsessive compulsive disorder mean?" She said, "Let me show you!" We laughed so hard, if she only knew.
--Kimmie came out of her bedroom (Oct. 26, 2008) with directions on how to assemble the crib that she tore off the bottom of the crib and she opened them up, the paper being as tall as she was, and began to talk behind the paper: "It says, 1st, you go to the crib and put the baby in....hmmm, special stuff--Jacob got chocolate milk on the sheets". So just for fun now I like giving her a cake mix or directions on something and ask her to tell me what they say just to see what she comes up with.
I hope you like the pictures I added to the website. I'll be adding the Halloween ones soon.
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